You ever have a long night, and finally fall into bed only to hear…
With one eye you look up and there is a child in a crib, staring at you, at midnight.
*groan* “No No… go back to sleep. “ *shhhh*
And then you give in, pull them into bed with you. (Because if you don’t, she will cry and wake up the baby, which of course I tested, and got proven correct), then, they lie down next to you.
For the next two hours you are, kicked with year old feet, poked in the eye, tickled in the ear, hair pulled, nostrils prodded, and of course bodily fluids on the face. Then, when not given proper attention, (Because I can give attention at 2am), they whine.
……………I’m so tired.